Non Compos Mentis

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis He has delusions of peace deals He threatens war for the peace prize He thinks he owns Venezuela The hemisphere is his empire Why isn’t Greenland on Zillow? Why aren’t they glad for a buyer? Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis He thinks the White House is his house for him to bulldoze on impulse He thinks he’s Louis The Fourteenth and golden bling hides his hollowness He thinks more murders by ICE goons will force the blue states to kowtow Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis To him reporters are “piggy” When questioned, he throws a tantrum He tries to sue all the pollsters: If they won’t flatter him, hang them! But Fox will sane-wash his lunacy while all the world mocks him privately Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis He talks in word salad ramblings infantile phrases and nonsense He contradicts his own flip flops and changes topics mid-sentence He’s grandpa Donnie Dementia He’s got the nuclear button Trump es demente, y loco! Trump es demente Trump es demente, y loco! Trump es demente Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis